Software

The year is 2025. If you’re still paying for image generation, you’re doing it wrong. The future arrived, and it’s painted in pixels generated by algorithms you don’t have to sell a kidney to use. Forget gatekeepers and creative bottlenecks. Today, your imagination is the only limit. (That, and maybe the processing power of…

Let’s face it, the robots are here. And they’re writing. Or at least, they’re trying to. The explosion of AI writing tools has left many of us wondering if our jobs are about to be outsourced to Skynet (spoiler: probably not yet, but keep an eye on those singularity stocks). But amidst the hype,…

Nvidia’s Omniverse, previously content with rendering your dream car in excruciating detail, has apparently set its sights higher. Gigawatt-scale higher. The company’s announced a slew of updates aimed at simulating entire AI data centers and fleets of surprisingly agile robots. Because, you know, reality wasn’t complex enough. The premise is simple, if a tad…

Let’s face it: writing a resume is right up there with flossing and doing taxes. Necessary evils. But what if you could outsource the pain to our silicon overlords? Enter: AI resume writers. The Promise (and Potential Peril) of AI Resumes The pitch is simple: upload your details, and an AI algorithm crafts a…

It’s 2025, and if you thought self-driving cars were the pinnacle of technological laziness, think again. A recent survey by Let’sTalkAboutAI (because, let’s be honest, who isn’t talking about AI?) has declared PerfectEssayWriter.ai as the champion of AI essay writers, based on feedback from a staggering 20,000 college students. Apparently, higher education now involves…

Sam Altman, never one to shy away from a little AI-induced existential dread, recently unleashed OpenAI’s latest creation upon the world: a creative writing AI that apparently understands grief. Or at least, understands how to sound like it understands grief. The prompt? A simple request for “a metafictional literary short story about AI and…

Let’s face it: media supply chains are about as exciting as watching paint dry. You shuffle files around, transcode them a million times, and pray something doesn’t break before it reaches its final destination. But what if that supply chain could actually make money? That’s the promise Ateliere Creative Technologies is making with its…

Segwise, purveyor of AI-flavored user acquisition tools, has unleashed its latest creation: the Creative Analytics AI Agent. Apparently, manually tagging ad creatives is now considered too strenuous for our delicate human sensibilities. This Agent promises to dissect your ads with the cold, unblinking eye of a machine, automatically tagging elements like backgrounds, calls to…

So, you need words. In another language. Welcome to the 21st century’s Tower of Babel, where AI promises to translate everything… mostly accurately. Two titans are currently vying for your translation dollars (or, let’s be honest, your free trial signup): straight-up AI translation and ChatGPT. Let’s see if we can avoid a linguistic faceplant,…

The robots are here. Not the helpful, ‘fetch-my-slippers’ kind, but the ‘let’s-explore-the-uncharted-territories-of-digital-desire’ kind. CrushOn.AI, a platform boldly stepping into the void left (or perhaps widened) by Janitor AI, is offering users a playground for NSFW AI and, shall we say, ‘Hentai AI experiences.’ The claim? Deep customization, free premium models, and interactions so immersive…